December 2009
79 posts
I bought a waffle today.
Happy birthday to the ground!
It was the best waffle I’ve ever had.
Totally drenched in sweat. A lot of food, I really need.
I’m about to go snowshoeing for the first time. This is about to get hardcore. Oh beautiful Vermont.
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it’s all about?
Everyone from barry melrose to @scottywazz is in boston right now. I love it. The hockey gods are watching.
Je ne peux pas être des copains.
Mm hot RT @vktran: i was walking around all day today and then looked down at my foot and realized that my toe was bleeding through my sock.
We just passed this building with smoke coming from the smokestacks like crazy. I think it was Snoop Dogg’s house.
No, he was just playing goalie against the Wild. RT @wyshynski: Discovering the thrill of Devils hockey are we? RT @SLBD zzzzzzzzz.
I promise I will take you there.
I’ve been in the car for 6 hours and counting. This is epic.
Everywhere I go, all I can smell is beer. Maybe there is some deeper meaning here.
Would you rather be saved by Superman or meet Winnie the Pooh?
Would you rather be bitten by a dog or bite a dog?
Road trip time! Woot woot! This is gonna be a while.
RT @matsuzaka2004: ROTFL. “A whole list of Jewish people? I didn’t think Jewish people liked being on lists…”
You know something’s seriously wrong when you start missing your rabbinic classes.
I’m not feeling spiritual at all right now, and I hate it. I’m so out of the loop. Time to reconnect.
I just blew a bubble bigger than my head. Win.
I need to shave so bad. It pains me to look at myself with a not-freshly-shaven face.
Is 8 hours of sleep enough to last me two days? I don’t think so.
“With God we shall triumph; He will trample our foes.” - Psalms 60:14
I’m getting ready for two of the most ridiculous days of my life. I better pray hard.
My mother just tried to convince me she was a detective, and she was gonna “solve the crime.”
I’m gonna start a new website. Chrischeliosjokes.com
I didn’t know where everyone sat at dinner could be so damn important that we need to yell about it.
Hashem is with me; I shall not fear.
Things got weird this morning. For real.
more later, i promise
i feel completely tumblr retarded right now.
i missed tumblr.
i really did. but im back. get at me.
Every morning I wake up with some random song in my head. Often a song I haven’t heard in years. Today’s song: Come Sail Away, Styx.
Fantastic day. Beautiful night. Heavenly sleep.
I met @lights tonight. One of the most amazing, inspirational girls I have ever seen (well now met, too). She killed it.
The Stellar girl is actually singing Bad Romance right now. She just got so many props. PHR3$h.
RT @vktran: about to go suck this guys dick in the back of my car
This girl is crazy RT @vktran: Ohyeahandthenimgonnamillkmycow
From the inside of this bus, with the snow falling all around it, I can’t see a thing in this world. It’s beautiful.
Brushing your teeth is one of the weirdest activities human beings perform.
It’s about time someone around here got some sleep.
She really had some balls to do it though, @avikorbofficial.
My physics teacher sang us a song. I thought it was gonna be funny, but it ended up being this really intense, dramatic song about waves.
Everyone’s told you, over and over again. You’re making the biggest mistake of your life.
I hate to pass this physics paper in late. It’s the worst feeling right now, but I think I’d rather get a better grade for it.
This muffin is a very sticky situation.
The entire world is a narrow bridge, but the main thing is not to fear.
Someday, one day, I’ll find someone I’m really looking for. In the meantime, I’ll just breathe.